Short Funny Quotes

This page has short funny quotes that you can use to liven you writing up.

Always remember to give credit for the material to whoever wrote/said it:

'As Joe Bloggs said in the book Life's a Beach: "......"

As well as being the right thing to do, This will actually make you write better.

Why? Well most likely someone will have already heard/read the quote somewhere and may want to know where. Don't frustrate them by holding back on this information.

So here are some laugh-out-loud quotes to use as you wish...

...About Dating

"Time to stop and smell the bad news: he's just not that into you"
Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
He's Just Not That Into You (the book)

...About Children

"Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the brochures, you have to go there."
Marni Jackson

For more funny quotes about children, click here

...About Housework

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again"
Joan Rivers

...From 'As Good As It Gets'

This 1997 film starring Jack Nicholson as Melvyn Udall, a writer with OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder), is full of comedy gems:

"Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here"
Melvyn Udall

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