Short Funny Quotes
This page has short funny quotes that you can use to liven you writing up.
Always remember to give credit for the material to whoever wrote/said it:'As Joe Bloggs said in the book Life's a Beach: "......"
As well as being the right thing to do, This will actually make you write better.
Why? Well most likely someone will have already heard/read the quote somewhere and may want to know where. Don't frustrate them by holding back on this information.
So here are some laugh-out-loud quotes to use as you wish...
"Time to stop and smell the bad news: he's just not that into you"
Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo
He's Just Not That Into You (the book)
"Motherhood is like Albania - you can't trust the brochures, you have to go there."
For more funny quotes about children, click here
"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again"
...From 'As Good As It Gets'
This 1997 film starring Jack Nicholson as Melvyn Udall, a writer with OCD (obsessive compulsive disorder), is full of comedy gems:
"Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here"
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